Jokes can sometimes be a little raunchy and offensive. However, if you want to have your family doubled over with laughter, tell them one or all of these jokes. Joke Rating: Family Friendly
Ten Best Family Friendly Jokes
1. The worst place to have a heart attack is during a gama of cherades. …Especially if the people you are playing with, are really bad guessers.
2. Want to know what married life is like? Go to a restaurant with some friends and when their meal arrives, you suddenly want what they have.I found some more information here.
3. Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever …
I wonder where shes going ?
4. Son – “Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?”
Dad – “Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That’s confidential.”
5. When I got home last night my wife demanded that I ‘take her somewhere expensive’ … I took her to a gas station …
6. Q. What did the grape say when the elephant sat on him? A. Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
7. Q. How do you make a handerchief dance? A. You put a little “boogie” in it!
8. Q. How do you fire a shoe salesman? A. Give him the boot!
9. Q. What do you call a farmer’s wardrobe? A. Ranch dressing!
10. Q. What do you call a 2-door sedan for poultry? A. A chicken coupe!