Stuck for what to say at the first team meeting, at a party or on a date? Tired of using the same, “How much does a polar bear weigh” question? (Enough to break the ice!) Use the following clever jokes to start the conversation with a laugh and make things comfortable.

One clever way to lead into a conversation with someone you don’t know is to use the basic knock-knock form of joke. After the responder says “Who’s there?” say your name and nice to meet you.

A random, or seemingly unrelated joke, will also usually work to Continue reading »

Even though I get my TV through Cable.tv/Compare-providers/ and I get things like Comedy Central and all that, I find that there aren’t any real programs on television that feature practical jokes. It’s a shame, really, because some of the funniest pranksters in the world are from this country.

No, if you want good practical jokes, you gotta look elsewhere and one of the best places is Japan.

So here’s the setup.

A modest salaryman shows up for a job interview. He is shocked not only by the state of the place but the very sketchy behavior of the receptionist. The receptionist locks the door after the interviewee shows up and checks out the window (to see if he was followed).

The salaryman waits patiently only to suddenly hear a sniper rifle go off. The receptionist is seemingly killed in front of him along with the man he was going to interview with.

Needless to say, the salaryman dropped to the floor for cover as a Japanese government official came crashing through the window to rescue him. Despite the ridiculousness of the prank, all of the actors remained committed to their roles and it was by far one of the best, if not most dangerous, practical jokes I’ve ever seen.

It’s probably floating around on YouTube somewhere. You should really look it up.

Elephant jokes are great fun for a laugh. Not only are elephant jokes fun, they are family friendly. These jokes need to be told in order, as they will build on one another.

Q: How do you kill an elephant?
A: An elephant gun

Q: How do you kill a red elephant?
A: Red elephant gun

Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?
A: Blue elephant gun

Q: How do you kill a yellow elephant? (Likely, the reply will be “A yellow elephant gun.You can find a quick Continue reading »

There was a couple madly in love with each other. Christmas time was quickly approaching and the wife wanted to hang the Christmas lights on the front porch. When the husband decided he wanted to help, they argued about how to put the lights up, where to put them up, and even when exactly they would put the lights up. The argument became heated and they decided to part ways before things got ugly.

Later on, the husband decided to apologize. So he wrote his wife a letter and said he was sorry for Continue reading »

Jokes can sometimes be a little raunchy and offensive. However, if you want to have your family doubled over with laughter, tell them one or all of these jokes. Joke Rating: Family Friendly

Ten Best Family Friendly Jokes
1. The worst place to have a heart attack is during a gama of cherades. …Especially if the people you are playing with, are really bad guessers.

2. Want to know what married life is like? Go to a restaurant with some friends and when their meal arrives, you suddenly want what they Continue reading »

When bad situations happen, as they often do, it is often easier to handle if you can break the tension with a joke or silly action. Many times, this simple act of silliness can relieve the pressure everyone is feeling at that moment; allowing people to clear their heads and approach the situation in a more reserved manner.

There are several ways you may be able to turn a bad situation into a better one, such as:

- Declaring that you Continue reading »

Knock Knock jokes to spice up the conversation – 200

Come on, folks. You know you love Knock Knock jokes. Here’s a few you may not have used before. They’re great for spicing up any conversation. Don’t overdo it though. Too much of a good thing just isn’t good any more. Let’s start out with my favorite, then I’ll add a few more. Here’s to the joy of laughter.

Knock Knock!
Who’s Continue reading »